Jimmy Kimmel did not miss the opportunity to have a laugh on Elon Musk after the Wall Street Journal came out with an investigative report shedding light on Elon Musk and his legion of babies. The report said Elon Musk fathered 14 children with multiple partners and while people know many of his partners, this can’t be said about all of his partners as he might have move children with additional women.
The report revealed a new name, a cryptocurrency influencer from Japan, Tiffany Fong, whom Musk directly messaged to have his child. After Musk approached Fong, her followers and revenue from X increased, but Fong declined Musk’s proposal. She also revealed his proposal to her friend Ashley St Clair, a Conservative influencer who recently claimed to have given birth to Elon Musk’s child. After Musk came to know of it, there was a drastic drop in Fong’s revenue.
“The story (WSJ) said he’s been using his social media platform to recruit women to carry his children, and then he buys their silence with multi-million dollar non-disclosure agreements,” said Kimmel.
“Who said romance is dead?” he asked.
Kimml even showed a viral photo of Elon Musk shirtless at a beach before he lost several pounds and said, “Based on this photograph, he may have given birth to them, too. He’s probably carrying a few around in his pouch like a kangaroo.”
“Sources told the Journal they believe there could be more mini-Musks out there,” Kimmel said. “Many more mini-Musks. You’ve heard of Alien vs. Predator? Elon might be both of them.”
“He has stated in the past that he believes declining birth rates are the greatest threat to humanity,” Kimmel said. “I’m not sure what planet Elon lives on. This one seems full to me.”
Citing a message that WSJ claimed Musk sent to a woman pregnant with his child ‘To reach legion-level before the apocalypse, we will need to use surrogates’, Kimmel said Musk even texts like a supervillain.
“It is kind of sweet, I guess. Elon loves babies. I mean, he spent $300 million to get one elected president,” Kimmel added.
